Shri Maha Kalika Lakshmi Asthakam 2.0

Mahalakshmi Ashtakam

Namastestu Mahaamaaye Shreepeete Surapoojite
Shankha Chakra Gadaa Haste Mahaalakshmi Namostu Te.

Meaning: O Mahaamaaya, abode of fortune, worshipped by the Gods, I salute Thee. O Mahaalakshmi, one who has conch, disc and mace in Her hands, obeisance to Thee.

Namaste Garudaroode Koalaasura Bhayankari
Sarva Paapa Hare Devi, Mahaalakshmi Namostu Te.

Meaning: My salutations to Thee, who rides Garuda and are a terror to demon Kola; O Devi Mahaalakshmi, remover of all miseries, my obeisance to Thee.

Sarvajne Sarva Varade Sarva Dushta Bhayankari
Sarva Duhkha Hare Devi Mahaalakshmi Namostu Te.

Meaning: O Devi Mahaalaksmi, who is the embodiment of knowledge, giver of all boons, a terror to all the wicked, remover of all sorrows, obeisance to Thee.

Siddhi Buddhi Prade Devi Bhukti Mukti Pradaayini
Mantra Moorthe Sadaa Devi Mahaa Lakshmi Namostu Te.

Meaning: O Devi, You give success and intelligence and worldly enjoyment and liberation (as well). Thou hast always the mystic symbols (Mantra) as Thy form, O Mahaalakshmi, obeisance to Thee.

Aadyantarahite Devi Aadya Shakte Maheshvari
Yogaje Yogasambhoote Mahaalakshmi Namostu Te.

Meaning: O Devi, Maheshwari, You are without a beginning or an end , You are the Primeval energy, You are the greatest ruler, You are born of Yoga. O Mahaalakshmi, obeisance to Thee.

Sthoola Sookshmah Mahaa Raudre Mahaa Sakthe Mahodaye
Mahaa Paapa Harey Devi Mahaalakshmi Namostu Te.

Meaning: O Mahaalakshmi, You are both gross and subtle, most terrible (for the wicked), You are the embodiment of great power and prosperity and You are remover of all sins, obeisance to Thee.

Padmaasanasthite Devi Parabrahma Svaroopini
Paramesi Jaganmaata, Mahalakshmi Namostu Te.

Meaning: O Devi, You are seated on the lotus, You are the Supreme Brahman, You are the great Lord and Mother of the universe, O Mahaalakshmi, obeisance to Thee.

Svetaambaradhare Devi Naanaalankaara Bhooshite
Jagatsthite Jaganmaatah, Mahaalakshmi Namostu Te

Meaning: O Devi, You are dressed in white garments and decked with various kinds of ornaments, Thou art the mother of the universe and its support, O Mahaalakshmi, obeisance to Thee.

Mahaalakshmyaastaka Stottram Yad Pated Bhaktiman Naraha.
Sarva Siddhimavaapnoti Mahaalakshmi Prasaadataha.

Meaning: Whoever with devotion reads this hymn to Mahaalakshmi composed in eight stanzas, attains all success through the Grace of Mahaalaksmi.

Ekakaale Patennityam Mahaapaapa Vinaashanam
Dvikaalam Yah Patennityam Dhana Dhaanya Samanvitaha

Meaning: Whoever reads this hymn at least once a day will have all their sins destroyed; those who recite it twice will be blessed with wealth and prosperity.

Trikaalam Yah Patennityam Mahaa Shatru Vinaashanam
Mahaalakshmir Bhavennityam Prasannaa Varadaa Shubhaa

Meaning:Those who recite this three times in a day will have all their enemies destroyed. They will be always be blessed by the Goddess Mahalakshmi.

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This Mantra was introduced to me by sir Mr. Gopalakrishnan. We chanted this mantra few malas a day every day for few weeks, We saw money pouring in those periods, we chanted Mrithunjaya Mantra and vibhudhi smell used to be there all over. recollecting back to these memories from who i am right now, are not quite acceptable, however i dont say that they are false or he is a false man, he is true, honest, genuine then now and will continue to be.

I some how never wanted to pray Lakshmi at all, my mom always cried and felt bad that money seperated her from me, her daughter, his husband, suming it to all herself – herlife. its a deep rooted pain, curse, of this cries i hold i carry to this humanity to may these people die soon. may this system of humanity persih for ever. this thought is well supported to me, when i read about the story of Kali, i was so inspired from her story, i felt that humans are like the blessed demon, Raktha beeja, who will procreate from the blood spilled out of him like us. Durga after feirce battle with this deamon, will finally kill him only when she fires the Kali avatar, hence i feel its time that humanity needs a kali, or a kali to me.

I see a problem, i see dukha, i have the knowledge, the awarness of identifying this dukha, i never knew any of these duality in any realms, there wouldnt have been any of this fucking bulshit. I wish the kali drinks all these thoughts of my identity and perish me. for I AM THE RAKTHA BEEJA.

Strange that i am asking Mother (designed to give birth) to Kill (the opposite) me.

Few days ago, My friend Jayashree, infact many time did pursuade personaly or carry forward my sirs suggestion to pray to lakshmi to get rid of my debts. like always i struck the lately learnt asnwer or habbit of saying NO.

few days back i wanted to rewrite this lakshmi asthaka, infact tamper it, destroy it, harm it. now here goes the wildest part, but realised there is a big flaw in this. i will explain.

Namasthestu mahaamaye shripeethe sura poojithe
Shankhachakra gadha haste maha kali namosthu te ..1

Namasthe garudhaarudhe dolasura bhayankari
Sarva paapahare devi maha kali namosthu te ..2

Sarvajne sarva varade sarvadushtabhayankari
Sarvadukha hare devi maha kali namosthu te ..3

Sidhi budhi prade devi bhukti mukthi pradayini
Mantramurthe sada devi maha kali namosthu te ..4

Adyantharahite devi aadishakthi maheshwari
Yogagnye yoga sambhoothe maha kali namosthu te ..5

Sthula Sukshma mahaa roudre mahaashakti mahodare
Mahaa paapahare devi maha kali namosthu te ..6

Padmasana sthite devi parabhrahma swarupini
Parameshi jaganmathaha Maha kali namosthu te ..7

Shwetambara dhare devi naanalankara bhooshithe
Jagasthithe jaganmathaha maha kali ramosthu te ..8

Maha kali ashtakam stotram yah pathetbaktimannarah
Sarvasidhi mavaapnothi rajyam prapnoti sarvada ..9

Ekakale pathennityam mahapapa vinashanam
Dwikalam yah pathennityam dhanadhanya samanvitah ..10

Trikalam yah pathennityam mahasatru vinashanam
mahalakshmibhavennityam prasanna varada subha ..11

Flaw: A godess design to end the Monster, like me the humans why would i do this for prosperity? see the meaning of the stanzas you will nothing matches to that of the kali. hence my attempt to modify it was futile.

But this Misanthrope Monstor will not hit the bed with this defeat. If as per Adhvaitha, “Aham Brahmasmi(i am the god)” is true. then to re write the same mantra would like😀 ?

Namasthestu mahaamaye shripeethe sura poojithe
Shankhachakra gadha haste maha Gosay namosthu te ..1

Namasthe garudhaarudhe dolasura bhayankari
Sarva paapahare devi maha Gosay namosthu te ..2

Sarvajne sarva varade sarvadushtabhayankari
Sarvadukha hare devi maha Gosay namosthu te ..3

Sidhi budhi prade devi bhukti mukthi pradayini
Mantramurthe sada devi maha Gosay namosthu te ..4

Adyantharahite devi aadishakthi maheshwari
Yogagnye yoga sambhoothe maha Gosay namosthu te ..5

Sthula Sukshma mahaa roudre mahaashakti mahodare
Mahaa paapahare devi maha Gosay namosthu te ..6

Padmasana sthite devi parabhrahma swarupini
Parameshi jaganmathaha Maha Gosay namosthu te ..7

Shwetambara dhare devi naanalankara bhooshithe
Jagasthithe jaganmathaha maha Gosay ramosthu te ..8

Maha Gosay ashtakam stotram yah pathetbaktimannarah
Sarvasidhi mavaapnothi rajyam prapnoti sarvada ..9

Ekakale pathennityam mahapapa vinashanam
Dwikalam yah pathennityam dhanadhanya samanvitah ..10

Trikalam yah pathennityam mahasatru vinashanam
maha gosay bhavennityam prasanna varada subha ..11

Wondering …………………. Wondering…………………….. If i were to be in this role. I will Kill this planet, and kill my self.

Hence this File is for ever Quarenteed.

* This Article is purly hypothetical article, and written under chronic depressed and depreavated derailed state of insomanic illogical expression trusting that this is still my personal space, personal blog, to scream out loud, raw and uncensored. its not intented to hurt any persons faith or emotions, if so im sorry, but since i never heard a mad person asking sorry to a sane person, hence if you are a sane person then im sure im a mad person,  and i retrieve back my sorry, but if you are a mad person, then i will be appologetic.

Mantra & Meaning source: http://archives.chennaionline.com/festivalsnreligion/slogams/slogam37.asp

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